Years ago, lived a man and his name was Tien.
He lived in a house. Tien was happy until he saw a big fat rat.
Tien whacked the rat. The rat's tail fell off.
Then, the rat chased Tien until Tien got a bucket will water.
Tien picked the rat up, put the rat into the bucket. Tien watched the rat drown and died.
BTW: Not entirely true story.